From the monthly archives:

March 2010

Ah, yes. My old friend Unprepared. Unprepared and I, we go back a looooong way.

You see, as a young singer who was very naturally talented, it was seductively easy for me to just show up and sing. Especially as I was powered by ambition and hunger for that hot, sweet spot somewhere smack bang in the middle of stage left and stage right.

But there’s a catch – as a singer, you have to do what is affectionately called “note-bashing”.

This is the act of forcible holing oneself up in an enclosed space with a keyboard-like instrument and pounding various black and white keys until the Notes. Stick. In. Your. Brain.

Note-bashing is an inescapable part of being a professional singer. Without notes to sing I am merely potential noise.

Ah, my other old friend, Potential. Potential and I, well we’ve known each other for yeaaaaaars.

So I would frequently flirt with Unprepared, safe in the cushy knowledge that Potential would always be there to bail me out.

I got addicted to the adrenaline rush that being with Unprepared would give me. The shot in the arm of “Shit I need to do some work!” actually energised me to a point. Until, inevitably, Potential got fed up with my antics, shouted “I’ve outgrown you!” and left me. Of course.

The day I got dumped by Potential was the day I realised that being prepared is actually the Most Important Thing, Ever. continue reading…

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How NOT To Have A Nervous Breakdown

(Warning: there are a few swear words in this post. Eek, I know! But I couldn’t help it. Apologies if you are easily offended.)
You may remember that I’m currently dealing with a slippery fear monster who is actually stalking me.
I hear it tapping the windows of my bedroom at night. I’ll be in the [...]

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Three Ways To Deal With Fear Crashing Your Party

Fear.
A horribly drunk and evil gatecrasher of the party that is your life.
It bitches in the kitchen behind your back about how dreadful the food is, how much your colleagues are bored by your work and how you’re boyfriend is flirting with that girl from marketing in the next room.
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How To Get Lucky

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We all want a little luck in our lives, right?
Check that. We want buckets of the stuff. We want luck stalking us and spamming us and kneeling at our feet.
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